It has come to my attentions that SOME of you are not pulling your own weight around here.
Settle down ladies.
Seeing as only a few of you hens are returning a viable product, yet feed consumption is at a maximum, there will be some changes made. Namely, I've sold you.
"You can't take my lady loves."
But I am Barry.....I am. Don't worry though. You won't be lonely for long, and you serve your purpose well.
You provide a very valuable, yet intangible service. Yes, very, um, valuable.
Let me see.
Anyway, ladies, you will be leaving at noon for a new homestead. Let's just keep this all business here. Remember it's nothing personal. You have been great additions here, but I just can't justify your positions anymore. Thank you for your patience with me as this was my first time to manage such a flock......