Farming is DANGEROUS!!!
I put the pigs in their hut and I went to push it against the fence....you know...to protect them from the MOUNTAIN LION!!!
Little did I know a more eminent threat was stalking me. As I pushed the hut, I slipped on the grass and fell neck first onto the cut end of the METAL pig hut. I saw my life flash before my eyes. I just knew I had sliced open my jugular. "CHARIS!!! AM I BLEEDING!?!?" I screamed. "Oh a little I guess." she replied. I ran inside to look in the mirror. If it had only been a few inches to the left......well....there would have been a slight scratch there too!!